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Dvd commentary for Origami Malarkey, as requested by the loverly hypocriticalme. Commentary is in bold :)

Origami Malarkey

I really, really hate about 90% of the titles I come up with. This one, besides maybe Instruments, is my least favorite T.T

It wasn’t very often that Kakuzu found himself idly relaxing at Leader-sama’s headquarters, waiting patiently in front of a large office with the second highest ranked member of the Akatsuki. Outside, rain splattered against the windows as lightning occasionally flashed across the sky, illuminating him and his company of sorts. He sighed in agitation; he hated Amegakure, with its rain and its humidity and its lack of any outdoor marketplace with financial stability. But nevertheless he was now waiting outside for orders from Pein. Apparently he was about to be assigned his new partner, some little reject named Hidden or Dawn or something stupid like that.

Kakuzu will always be that crotchety old man who yells 'get off my lawn!' in my head. I decided to do a kind of crackish characterization of him in this case...I really want to attempt a non-parody/humor Konan x Kakuzu fic one day because they would be so freakin' awesome together. I also liked the idea of an Akatsuki waiting room :P

Unfortunately for Kakuzu, Leader-sama was currently in a meeting with someone else at the moment. Personal fanon: Konan is the only one who gets to call him Pein. He hoped that it was an accountant, what with all the money he wasn’t seeing as an employee. His fingers drummed against the wooden table impatiently, time was being wasted, and when time was wasted there was no productivity. Kakuzu despised a lack of productivity. Thunder rumbled outside, and as lightning flashed he heard the low monotone.

“Stop,” said Konan, Leader-sama’s partner, from where she sat across from him, her fingers idly creasing a paper.

Repetitive noises annoy her...Or maybe just Kakuzu annoys her XD

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes but promptly stopped the irritating noise his fingers were making, “Is he almost done yet?”

She stared at him flatly, “You are more than welcome to interrupt his meeting.”

Kakuzu, who had been raised in a shinobi village and could hear unspoken threats with uncanny accuracy knew the remainder of her statement, and it will be bland knowing you.

In this fic, Kakuzu and Konan have a mutual dislike of each other. He finds her too cold and boring, and she thinks he's small-minded and irritating. But both are too mature to openly acknowledge it so they play the severely passive-aggressive game.

Kakuzu wisely stayed seated, settling for crossing his arms and glaring at the only kunoichi of the organization. It was apparent that she was bored, in a rather dignified manner, of course, and she continued to fold a piece of paper. Kakuzu found himself growing uninterested, as the paper lacked print, and therefore any sort of monetary value, but his gaze was drawn back to her plum-colored fingernails as they finished up. A tiny, intricate looking flower was now in her hand.

“Origami?” He commented, noticing that the kunoichi had some skill at the art. The gears of enterprise began to turn in his head.

Waste not want not ;)

She said nothing, only unfolded the paper slowly, smoothed it out, and then refolded it again into a different flower.

She's surprised that someone's commenting on it. Everyone, save Pein, either is too afraid of/indifferent towards her or too afraid of Pein to risk conversation.

“That’s not bad,” he continued to talk out loud even though it was apparent she was more than happy to ignore his existence. “Can you do anything besides flowers?”

There was a pause, and the slightest of annoyed ticks in her eyebrow, before the flower quickly transformed itself into a butterfly. She's showing off :o) She was humoring him. Good, he liked that. People who humored him tended to last longer without getting brutally murdered due to his temper.

Kakuzu rubbed his chin contemplatively, “How many of those do you fold a day?”

Konan was silent, and Kakuzu thought he was being ignored, before she flatly stated, “Whenever I find it suiting.”

She's not comfortable with giving away any information. Vagueness is her defense mechanism, methinks

“Can you give me an estimate?”

Her brows furrowed together, but she quietly stated, “Perhaps three hundred a day, more if I am practicing ninjutsu.”

Still avoiding giving a direct number :)

He paused, mentally doing figures in his head, “What do you do with them all?”

I always figured Kakuzu would be a genius at math... not sure why, but I think on a strictly academic level, he's the smartest out of Akatsuki.

Her fingers perched on the paper that she had already begun to refold, “I just reuse the paper.” He watched as the paper began to mold with Konan’s skin. It was a practical use of a resource, he inwardly decided. Certainly creepy, but efficient nonetheless.

I liked the idea of other Akatsuki members being freaked out by Konan's skin-shedding-paper abilities. Despite the fact that not a single member of Akatsuki has regular anatomy (save Itachi), I think they kind of spook each other on some levels.

“Hypothetically speaking, what if fifty or so were to go missing?”

She continued to just stare at him, “They would not go missing.”

She doesn't like the implication that she is careless.

He frowned, not that she could see it, but he hoped she felt the genuine disapproval in the air, “How would you know? You say you do up to three hundred-“

“I am not careless.”

Ah. I see I included that XP That's what you get for commenting on a fic that was written a year ago...

“What if you gave me-“

“I see no reason to give you anything.”

He growled, his temper was flaring, “What if I took-“

“You would regret it.” There was such a deadly finality in her tone that he fond his ire sizzling. He slumped in his seat.

Konan is scary DDD:

“You know how noble women go crazy for ornate origami at their weddings, don’t you? There’s some real money to be made here.” He explained.

“I don’t do origami for the money.”

His face fell when he realized that he could have possibly created an opening for a long-winded tirade on the values and aesthetics of true art. Such a thing was rather routine within the Akatsuki, and Kakuzu wasn’t very partial to it. Unless, of course, it was the monetary value of true art. In this area he was normally left sorely disappointed as there wasn’t a large market for statues that spontaneously combusted or eternal human corpses.

Kakuzu is someone who doesn't give a flying crap about sentimentality, he'd only be interested in the practical application of things.

After a few moments of begrudged waiting, Kakuzu finally prompted, “And?” Tensed in his seat for the huge explanation.

Konan remained silent for a moment, “And what?”

This right here is a turning point in their crack filled friendship :P Konan's all about pragmatism too!

Kakuzu released a breath of relief. If she had opened her mouth, he may have been tempted to stab her. Which wouldn’t be good, because then he wouldn’t have a producer of fine origami creations and Leader-sama would likely to be angry with him. And because Konan's skill set is somewhat of a mystery. My fanon is that the only Akatsuki members that have truly seen her fight are Madara and Pein...maybe Zetsu.

“Just look at this logically,” he said, trying to appeal to Konan’s love of rationality. “You could earn a profit, which would…” he grimaced, “help fund your village.”

He's trying a sentimental argument against a logical one. Silly Kakuzu, Konan sees through yo' crap.

There was the slightest of frowns on her face, “I doubt any money made off of my talent would find its way back to Amegakure, Kakuzu.”

Kakuzu snorted, and crossed his arms, “Your expectations are horribly low of me.” He tried to sound genuinely offended. It was the truth of course, but maybe if he acted insulted he could cover it up.

“My expectations are normally accurate,” she said dryly, now folding the paper into a tiny, far more elaborate, figure.

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes, was she taunting him now? The origami being created was very delicate looking, and it was as if…as if…

“You’re showing off,” he accused, glaring at her.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about,” she said blithely, now constructing what looked like a miniature of an entire village model.

She likes the attention. I doubt even Nagato took a real interest with her origami. I could see maybe Jiraiya admiring her artistic talents when she was younger, but that was obviously a very long time ago...

“Yes you do,” he felt like a petulant child, perhaps because he was acting like one, but she was taunting him and Kakuzu hated being taunted. People had been killed for lesser transgressions.

The tiny paper village was now having folds created to resemble tiny village people. Kakuzu growled; Konan fought down the smirk on her face.

It's rare that she gets to have fun...even if it's at Kakuzu's expense. This is where she starts warming up to him.

“You’re squandering your talent,” he said with a huff, fixing her with a set of angry eyebrows before turning his head away to face the closed door to Leader-sama’s meeting room.

“People squander things all the time,” she said in a detached manner, now folding the tiny people to have a tiny battle reconstruction.

“I don’t,” he could almost feel the ‘kids today’ rant on the tip of his tongue, but he fought it down. Giving a kunoichi a lecture was never a wise idea. Again with the waste not want not philosophy.

“Then what is your talent?” She asked, the monotone picking up a slightest bit of interest.

“Killing,” he said flatly, “And…” His scowl deepened.

Konan rose an eyebrow, “And?”

He mumbled something incoherent, his glare on the door intensifying.

“I’m afraid that you’re mumbling.”

“I sew,” he replied finally, Konan: O.O “It’s a side project. The way this organization wastes money, someone has to pick up the slack and it sure as hell isn’t going to be any of the dead beats you got working under you.”


There was an amused tilt to her lips, “Sewing.” She echoed dully.

“Yes. Sewing.”

She looked as if she were about to make another comment, It was actually going to be a respectful one, as she admires people who make use of their abilities :) but suddenly her head tilted upwards, “Pein is ready for you now,” she said coolly, standing up. Kakuzu followed suit.

He was about to enter the meeting room, but suddenly a dark piece of fabric was flung in his face. He paused, snagging it between his fingers using keen reflexes. “What’s this?” He growled, gingerly holding Konan’s Akatsuki cloak. After about a second of scrutiny, he noticed that there was a long, jagged tear at the hem. Can't have tears, especially now that data book 3 has revealed what Konan wears under that thing ::low whistle::

“I will make you a hundred,” was all she said softly, calmly walking into Leader-sama’s meeting room.

Kakuzu watched her go, smirking softly and fingering the tear. It looked like the beginning of a beautiful business partnership.

There you have it :) Nothing really surprising in the commentary I guess haha.
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